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Daddy'sBlunt Little Instument

My name is Dave (Chantelle) and I'm from Sydney, Australia. I like sarcasm, Supernatural and the word "awesome".

Kay, Aussie out. *click*

Hyper-Baka-Girl
Livin-On-Lestrudle-Lane

"Look at me, bitch!"

bruceybanner:

crankybucky:

hey remember when in the first Captain America movie Steve never once backed down from a fight

and then in Winter Soldier he stops fighting for the first time ever at the end of the movie just cause it’s Bucky

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too-much-tv-no-social-life:

6qubed:

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

he is too powerful
he must be contained before explosions

People lets not worry im sure some organization will destroy… Screams HAIL HYDRA 

cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

(Source: milch)

spookycried:

full homo
Me: I cleaned all the dishes
Mom: aren't you going to put them away too?
Me: you have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version.

When my friend sees a hot guy

mephobialove:

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rosaeverdeen:

rosaeverdeen:

rosaeverdeen:

my brother once accidentally locked himself in a dog cage and starting snapchatting photos for help till my mum and dad had to drive over and free him

did I fail to mention my brother is a 25 year old man

guys stop reblogging he saw the notes and now hes talking about locking himself in another dogcage

tf2crazy:

advils:

plantie:

nosdrinker:

advils:

Looking in my parents closet I’m going to throw up

this is hell

Whaaaat, parents have a sexual life? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
…
seriously, grow up please.

if accepting the fact that my mom uses nipple tassels is part of growing up then i don’t want to grow up

what if it’s not your mom who uses them